Best film - "Lincoln"
Why: I hated how commercial and main stream "Argo" felt. "Beasts of the Southern Wild" was the best movie this season but there is no hope of it being acknowledged by Affleck-obsessed Hollywood.
Best director - Steven Spielberg
Why: I would like to thank the Academy for not nominating Affleck. That's why.
Best actor - Daniel Day-Lewis
Why: Bradley Cooper needs to take a few more acting classes. Hugh Jackman is in a musical. Joaquin Phoenix is umm... Joaquin Phoenix.
Why: Hollywood loves characters like JLaw's Tiffany in "Silverlinings" - dysfunctional, beautiful and desperate for love.
Best supporting actor - Robert De Niro
Why: "Silverlinings" is the first movie since 1981 to get nominations in all four actor categories. De Niro's unscripted tears and strong performance have contributed to this rare occurrence of nominations.
Best supporting actress - Anne Hatheway
Why: Any woman who loses this much weight and chops of her gorgeous hair in order to look like a homeless 9-year-old boy deserves a medal. An Oscar will do.
Fail. Still can't believe Argo won. What a joke...
ReplyDeleteThis year proved once again that this awards show is nothing more than the core hollywood industry patting itself on the back.
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